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its-the-thieving-magpie:

Here’s what’s trippy about John Mulaney.

Him: looks like a Leave it to Beaver extra.

Also him: Has regularly experimented with hard drugs, used to be a borderline functioning alcoholic, implies that he did something for money when he was black out drunk but doesn’t remember what that thing was, has run away from the cops after a party, and lied to get Xanax.

Everyone: “Precious cinnamon roll too pure for this world.”

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Schweinderl